People in Missouri
Only look like that when you go three hours south.
There actually aren't as many hicks as there are dumb asses with too much money.
So for all of you who have never seen Missouri, shut up.
I've been to every part, and there are very few beer chuggin', fat-ass, hicks in Missouri.
More of those fucking rich bastards here than anything. >:[
Good job though, 4/5